I think the Bible is funny. I've thought this for a while.It seems strange to say though. The Bible is Holy. Sure. The Bible is inspiring. No Doubt. The Bible is leatherbound. Sometimes. I guess that last one really depends on the Bible.
Because I think the Bible is funny (and because I like reading it) I've decided to read through the whole Bible and write about the parts I find most funny.
As I write this I'm already thinking that maybe I should have set out with a more noble goal. I mean, there are people that dedicate their entire lives to exegeting and interpreting the scriptures, and then there's me, laughing at this desk, because Job had bad breath.
I guess I just think if you're going to chronologize something, maybe it should have a bit of a higher intention.
With that in mind, I've also decided that I'm going to eat nothing but kale while I do this*.
Also, I'm going to unicycle across America to raise awareness for a very important cause**.
I just won't be talking about either of those things on here as much. I'll pretty much just focus on the Bible is Funny part. And by "pretty much" I mean "totally".*By this I mean of course that I will eat kale only when it's absolutely necessary.
**By this I mean of course that someone somewhere can probably ride a unicycle and that America is a great country and awareness should always be raised.
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16All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness, 16so that the servant of God may be thoroughly equipped for every good work.